Carter Speak

My favourites from today:

*after realizing he peep on the toilet

Carter - ahhh, SHOOT! (at least it wasn't another sh word! :)

*after he "accidentally" pooped on the bathroom floor

Carter - I wish I was an adult!

Sara - why is that?

Carter - So I could pick up poop

*while I was putting lotion on him after his bath

Carter - I want to play with my ship

Sara - ok, just let me finish putting your lotion on you

Carter - so the ladies will loooove me!